Friday, March 20, 2009
Do I really need to even write anything?
Randy Jackson made an interesting point (and by "interesting" I mean "fucking retarded" point) about how if NIN covered a Cash song, that's what it would have sounded like. First off, NIN is smart enough to know that they shouldn't cover Cash. Cash covered NIN and I'm sorry, but that's a great example of why we have one-way streets.
Look, it seems that every time this Adam Lambert fellow shits all over the stage, the judges eat it up, especially Paula an her need to refer to him as an original standout.
There is nothing original about Adam Lambert. He's the a modern day example of why Nirvana got popular. Nirvana saved us from this type of earpoop. Then again, maybe I should root for Lambert to get successful. Maybe his "style" will catch on and usher in the next great musical movement. He's the perfect spark to start a rebellion.
Friday, February 27, 2009
Look, I know. The title of this story is a bit of a stretch. But no matter where you stand on the legalization of weed, you've gotta question California's sudden change of heart. It's funny that when the State needs money, they can just go into the drug dealing business. Interesting.
I'm sure all the pot advocates will be dancing in the streets WHEN this law goes into or out of affect. (I'm not sure which) But c'mon Pot Head's, is this the way you wanted to win this battle? For decades you have been fighting for cannabis get the "thumbs up," based on the logic of it not being a "big deal" drug. Hell, even California agreed to allow the sick people to get high...but only the sick ones!!!
Now, the State finds itself below the poverty line, as a kind of "collective poor person." They're desperate to pay their bills, they've got a whole shitload of unemployed mouths to feed and the lights are gonna be shut off. (sorry for using the term "shitload" and "Mouths to feed" in the same space)
It seems to me, that if individuals behaved in this manner in a time of desperation, they'd be...I don't know...uh JAILED! I guess the State now knows what it feels like to survive on ghetto/trailer park/barrio terms.
So what do you say to the parole violator who pissed a dirty test last year, that now sits behind bars watching Comcast and lifting weights? Do we release all the non-voilent drug offenders, or just the weed smoking ones? It only seems logical that if weed is "cool" now and the State is pushing it, don't we have an obligation to free both the Major dealers and smokers alike?
Personally, I don't give a crap about weed. But the State's desperation is sickening. Hopefully this "drug money" will balance the budget or provide my kids' school with another teacher, but we all know that the more you make the more you spend...on stupid shit. I just hope pot covers the bill, and the State's desperation eases up on the, "do as I say, not as I do," bullshit.
Let's just pray that Murder for hire never becomes a mainstream taxable market.
You son of a bitch! Look at you, with your sexy ass self. How is it that you make Emo even lamer? Just as I thought that it was on it's way out, here comes the Adam Lambert, "The New King of Sexy."
God! Why do I keep referring to you as sexy!!!??? I hate you! I want to kiss you! What?
You're so pretty! I hate my feelings.
As I was obsessively checking my email today, I noticed on Yahoo's home page that they had two stories displayed ironically close. Quick note: I hate when people point out irony by using the word irony, but I just can't help myself here.
Anyways, just below the "story" of the Obama's new pooch arrival, I spot a face and story that's loved by felines everywhere...you guessed it, Michael Vick. He's being released.
I can't help but wonder (for the benefit of this bit) if Vick will have to go the pedophile route and make his presence known to all of his dog owning neighbors.
A bigger question however, is where he's going to make his home once he's released. Reports from the NFL state that there are a few teams ready to pick him up. The Obamas are praying that the Redskins are not one of them.